Oh Snapple!

Apr 18 2014
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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(via fivegum)

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exeo:

hoping I get some replies

exeo:

hoping I get some replies

(via browngirlfunk)

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yonceallonmymouthlikesnickers:

I haven’t heard of some of these countries

yonceallonmymouthlikesnickers:

I haven’t heard of some of these countries

(via adoringbeyonce)

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funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via lac3dwithnitr0glycerin)

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okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

(via lac3dwithnitr0glycerin)

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lac3dwithnitr0glycerin:

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

i have a love/hate relationship with this feeling. Mostly hate though…

(Source: yungterra)

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humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via lac3dwithnitr0glycerin)

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bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

(via thethandthetantrums)

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ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

(via tyleroakley)

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via lloa)

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realitytvgifs:

Lindsay Lohan’s Housewives Tagline!

(Source: lindsaygifs)

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