Oh Snapple!

Jul 29 2014
trillgamesh:


it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

Nicki Minaj - I Luv Dem Strippers (verse) 

this verse truly changed me. 

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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Zoe Saldana and her husband Marco Perego are expecting their first child.

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nosdrinker:

telapathetic:


ikusobbing:

a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.

im so hard


ok but where did he get typhoon this is very important is this a recent picture

nosdrinker:

telapathetic:

ikusobbing:

a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.

im so hard

ok but where did he get typhoon this is very important is this a recent picture

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videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

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